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Fourth time this week?! Meanwhile I can't get runner runner when I actually need it lol. What was the turn SPR on that short stack shove?!

Comparing rooms is fine, but if the FT replay can’t even show hole cards on the money jump, that’s bush league. I’m salty just reading it 😅

Dmv glare on an ID is such a stupid little fail state lol, Caesars and poker rooms both love bouncing perfectly real docs over that 🙄

Maybe I’m the odd bloke out, but I’d retake everything instead of trying to sneak a crumpled bill past them. Same nonsense hit me on the poker side once, and the clean flat photos with all four corners visible got me through way faster than the “eh good enough” DMV-glare stuff ever did.

Yeah, that smells like a dumb bot more than some genius risk team. Red plus a little split is nowhere near a real cover, it’s the same kind of nitpicky pattern-flagging you see in poker rooms when you size one bet funny and suddenly the system gets precious about it...

Yep. After a refresh I trust roulette lobbies about as far as I trust mismatched fonts!!! I’ve seen Sapphire Roulette dump me onto an American layout before. Now I check the damn zero count every time, same as poker seat numbers.

"fake table availability" is the bit that always gets me 😅 one lonely baccarat seat showing "full" for 20 mins is such obvious live casino software nonsense

"mid-game" is the killer bit for me, same nonsense vibe as Poker clients timing out on a river card, absolute clown stuff 😑

Cascading wins again. On Poker stuff too, or just those newer mobile slots with bonus rounds crawling like syrup?

Seat talk is mostly noise to me, but yeah, side bets are pure bankroll sandpaper!!! I stick to the main game and treat the rest like chasing inside straights in poker, cute till it isn’t